It has been a busy term for many of us as we adapt to new environments and learn new concepts. Let us relax and take a step back to enjoy the following jokes.
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
- Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
- They can’t stand fast food.
A boy breaks on old vase at a rich uncle‘s house. The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!” The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: “Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money”.
And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.
While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi.
“It’s taped under the modem,” I told him.
After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, “Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?”
Pick Up Line 1:
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
Pick Up Line 2:
Is your father a thief? ‘Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
Pick Up Line 3:
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Pick Up Line 4:
Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you’re looking right!
Pick Up Line 5:
How is it that I know so many digits of Pi, yet I know 0 digits of your phone number?
Remember to relax when needed and enjoy the rest of the year!
Yeo Hui Min Mandy