Since we all take Chemistry and we will learn the periodic table one way or another, here are some jokes and pick-up lines to make the periodic table seem more FluorineUraniumNitrogen! (FUN!)

Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

A: It went OK

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na

Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

A: HeHe

Q: What did one ion say to the other?

A: I’ve got my ion you.

Q: Are you made up of Copper and Tellerium?

A: ‘Cause you’re CuTe

Q: You must be made of Uranium and Iodine!

A: Because all I can see is U and I

Q: What kind of fish is made up of two Na atoms?

A: 2 Na

Q: What is the show Caesium and Iodine love watching together?


Q: Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?

A; BEcause you’re BE AU TI- full

Q: Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine, and Neon?

A: Because you are fine

  1. Anyone know any sodium, bromine, or Oxygen jokes? Na BrO
  2. What sharp object do you get when you combine potassium, nickel, and iron? – KniFe
  3. Where do you put dirty dishes? In the zinc
  4. What’s the name of the element that comes after nine? – Tin

I hope these chemistry jokes made you crack up! Please don’t say that my jokes are boron, for all the good ones argon :- (

Germaine Ong 3 Purity


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