Since we all take Chemistry and we will learn the periodic table one way or another, here are some jokes and pick-up lines to make the periodic table seem more FluorineUraniumNitrogen! (FUN!)
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I’ve got my ion you.
Q: Are you made up of Copper and Tellerium?
A: ‘Cause you’re CuTe
Q: You must be made of Uranium and Iodine!
A: Because all I can see is U and I
Q: What kind of fish is made up of two Na atoms?
A: 2 Na
Q: What is the show Caesium and Iodine love watching together?
Q: Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium?
A; BEcause you’re BE AU TI- full
Q: Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine, and Neon?
A: Because you are fine
- Anyone know any sodium, bromine, or Oxygen jokes? Na BrO
- What sharp object do you get when you combine potassium, nickel, and iron? – KniFe
- Where do you put dirty dishes? In the zinc
- What’s the name of the element that comes after nine? – Tin
I hope these chemistry jokes made you crack up! Please don’t say that my jokes are boron, for all the good ones argon :- (
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