Jokes/Pick-up Lines: Barrels of Laughter

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Suffering the first week of term blues? Do not fret, for these jokes and pick- up lines are sure to make you laugh out loud! Though laughing without a reason can end up with a pleasant trip to the mental hospital…


Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go!


Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk!


Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!


Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because he was not peeling well!


Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A: A waist of time!


Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

A: One, because after that the backpack wouldn’t be empty anymore!


Q: What do you call a pig who does karate?

A: A porkchop!


Q: How do you know that ghosts are bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them!


Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A: A bald eagle!


Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk!


Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?

A: Man, that hit the spot!


Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs!

Q: What happened to that dog who swallowed a firefly?

A: He barked with de-light!


Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat anything that bugs them!


Q: What do you call security guards that work outside a samsung shop?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy!


Today I gave my dead batteries away… free of charge.


“I am going bananas” that is what I tell my bananas each time before leaving the house.


A butcher goes on his first date and says,” It was nice meating you.”


I heard a story of a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it is pointless.


I am going to stand outside. So if anybody asks, I am outstanding.


I hope that these jokes have brightened up your day!

Rachel Goh

S1 Purity


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