Jokes/Pick-up Lines: Barrels of Laughter

haha funny

Suffering the first week of term blues? Do not fret, for these jokes and pick- up lines are sure to make you laugh out loud! Though laughing without a reason can end up with a pleasant trip to the mental hospital…

Jokes

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go!

 

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?

A: Spoilt milk!

 

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

 

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A: Because he was not peeling well!

 

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A: A waist of time!

 

Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?

A: One, because after that the backpack wouldn’t be empty anymore!

 

Q: What do you call a pig who does karate?

A: A porkchop!

 

Q: How do you know that ghosts are bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them!

 

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A: A bald eagle!

 

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A: A walk!

 

Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?

A: Man, that hit the spot!

 

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honeycombs!

Q: What happened to that dog who swallowed a firefly?

A: He barked with de-light!

 

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat anything that bugs them!

 

Q: What do you call security guards that work outside a samsung shop?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy!

 

Today I gave my dead batteries away… free of charge.

 

“I am going bananas” that is what I tell my bananas each time before leaving the house.

 

A butcher goes on his first date and says,” It was nice meating you.”

 

I heard a story of a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it is pointless.

 

I am going to stand outside. So if anybody asks, I am outstanding.

 

I hope that these jokes have brightened up your day!

Rachel Goh

S1 Purity

References:

http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/kidjokes.html

http://frugalfun4boys.com/2015/04/30/hilarious-jokes-for-kids/
https://www.google.com.sg/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwigp8Pf9czNAhWLuY8KHXncBbYQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mynameisfoxtrot.com%2Fjournal%2F2010%2F4%2F23%2Fpictorial-puns.html&psig=AFQjCNHlBV7M3Y8Q1uM-UcnGNLKKf2meuQ&ust=1467278766185685

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s