Jokes and giggles

It is a tense period for many as they wait for their results. Let us look at some jokes to cheer that grumpy face up and relax!

Joke 1:

What do you call a cheese that is not yours?

Answer: Nacho cheese!

Joke 2:  What do you call a bull that is sleeping?

Answer: A bulldozer!

Joke 3: How do astronomers organise a party?

Answer: They planet.

A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, “Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal.”

China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they’ll go to Pluto because it’s the farthest. Russia says they’ll go to Jupiter because it’s the biggest. Poland says they’ll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they’ll melt. They reply, “We’ll go at night.”

I hope you have enjoyed!

Sources: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/national-jokes

http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/word-play-jokes

Yeo Hui Min Mandy

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