Jokes and Pickup Lines

 

Punny puns:

My puns aren’t just bad… they’re tearable.

 

A good steak pun is a rare medium well done.

 

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

 

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

 

Like Titanic, my heart Sengkang-der the sea.

 

If you really really really like happy meals, you are most likely a MacPherson.

 

You are so b-Yew Tee-ful!

 

If you diet, you Woodleigh much less.

 

 

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

 

We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

Why aren’t dogs good dancers?

They have two left feet!

 

Here are some pictorial puns:

hi

hii

References:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/puns-that-are-too-clever-for-their-own-good

http://news.asiaone.com/news/singapore/hilarious-downtown-line-puns-only-singaporeans-will-get

https://inkimprint.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/49425-assault.jpg

http://www.rd.com/jokes/puns/

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