My puns aren’t just bad… they’re tearable.
A good steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
Like Titanic, my heart Sengkang-der the sea.
If you really really really like happy meals, you are most likely a MacPherson.
You are so b-Yew Tee-ful!
If you diet, you Woodleigh much less.
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
We need a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
They have two left feet!
Here are some pictorial puns: