Literary Jokes :)

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

“It was tense.”

How did Charlotte Bronte make it easier for everyone to breather?

“She created Eyre.”

Master Yoda, are we going in the right direction?

Off course you are.

Voldermort: Knock knock

You: Who’s there?

Voldermort: You know.

You: You know who?

Voldermort: Exactly.

THE PERFECT MAN:

definition: An unknown creature available only in books and movies.

Claire Hsieh (3P)

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