Jokes and Riddles

I’m sure we’re all aware that school has started, yet again *sighs* so here are some jokes to cheer y’all up!!

  1. Why did Mickey go to outer space?


  1. Blue lives in the Blue House, Mr. Pink lives in the Pink House, and Mr. Brown lives in the Brown House. Who lives in the White House?

The president!

  1. What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

  1. Why did the girl take a ladder to school?

Because she thought it was a high school.

  1. Whatever you do, always give 100%……unless you’re donating blood
  1. What comes up when rain comes down?

An umbrella

  1. What is blue and smells like yellow paint?

Blue paint

  1. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands.

  1. Roses are red.

Your blood is too.

You look like a monkey

And belong in a zoo.

Do not worry,

I’ll be there too.

Not in the cage,

But laughing at you.

  1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ach who?

Bless you! Need a tissue?

Germaine Ong (1L)


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