I’m sure we’re all aware that school has started, yet again *sighs* so here are some jokes to cheer y’all up!!
- Why did Mickey go to outer space?
BEECAUSE HE WANTED TO FIND PLUTO!
- Blue lives in the Blue House, Mr. Pink lives in the Pink House, and Mr. Brown lives in the Brown House. Who lives in the White House?
- What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
- Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
Because she thought it was a high school.
- Whatever you do, always give 100%……unless you’re donating blood
- What comes up when rain comes down?
- What is blue and smells like yellow paint?
- Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands.
- Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I’ll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
- Knock, knock.
Bless you! Need a tissue?
Germaine Ong (1L)