Jokes :)

Here’s to all physics students…

Suffering from the horrible aftermath of

P1 + ρgy1 + ½ρv12 = P2 + ρgy2 + ½ρv22

Yes.

 hihi

But no worries guys, here’s some jokes to cheer ya up. Eheheheh.

yo

DUN DUN DUNNNNN.

Joke Numba 1:

When a third grader was asked to cite Newton’s first law, she said, “Bodies in motion remain in motion, and bodies at rest stay in bed unless their mothers call them to get up.”

*Newton’s first law: An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.

 

Joke Numba 2:

Q: Where does bad light end up?

A: In a prism.

*’Prism’ sounds like ‘prison’. A prism is used to separate white light into colours.

 

Joke Numba 3:

Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn’t matter has no mass.

*Matter is a physics term meaning stuff or substance.

 

 

 See? Physics aren’t so bad after all. Yay.

 

Websites:

http://www.physicsclassroom.com/class/newtlaws/Lesson-1/Newton-s-First-Law

http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/uncer.html

http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html

All memes are made by me 🙂

-Claire Hsieh (3P)

 

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