1)Want to hear a dirty joke?
A kid jumped into a mud puddle.
Want to hear a clean joke?
A kid jumped into the bath.
2) Today I gave my dead batteries away….free of charge.
3) I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
4) Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
5) I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
6) Q: What did one hat say to another?
A: “You stay here, I’ll go on a head!”
7) Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
8) Q: What four letters will frighten a burglar?
A: O I C U
9) Music Teacher: What’s your favourite musical instrument?
Fat Kid: The lunch bell
10) Two atoms were walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says,” Hey, you just stole an electron from me!” “Are you sure?” asks the second atom. To which, the first atom replied, “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Germaine Lee (2 Truth)