Jokes & Pick-up Lines

Although Valentine’s Day may be long over, it doesn’t mean we can’t use some pick-up lines to ‘annoy’ our friends! Here are some lines to get the ball rolling!

  1. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  1. A boy gives a girl 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake. He says to her, “I will stop loving you when all the roses die.”
  1. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  1. I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
  1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
  1. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!
  1. You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
  1. Are you made of beryllium, gold and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

With reference to

Daphne Yow (4 Truth)


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