Although Valentine’s Day may be long over, it doesn’t mean we can’t use some pick-up lines to ‘annoy’ our friends! Here are some lines to get the ball rolling!
- I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake. He says to her, “I will stop loving you when all the roses die.”
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in!
- You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
- Are you made of beryllium, gold and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
With reference to http://www.gotlines.com/lines/funny.php
Daphne Yow (4 Truth)