Sometimes when you are having bad day, maybe all you need is some funny pick-up lines and jokes, so here are some!
“Hey girl, what’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the 1!”
“Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together!”
“You’re as sweet as 3.14”
“If money don’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?”
A bear and a rabbit find a magic lamp with a genie in it. They decide to share the 5 wishes. The rabbit lets the bear go first. Mr. Bear wishes he was the only guy bear in existence. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a helmet. Mr. Bear wishes all the girl bears lived around the area he lived in. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear, satisfied with his wishes lets Mr. Rabbit have the last wish. Mr. Rabbit puts the helmet on and gets on the motorcycle. Then he says, “I wish Mr. Bear was gay!” and speeds off.
The teacher asked the new student, “What does your father do?”
The students answered, “Whatever my mum says!”
“Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you!”
“Can you tell me the molecular formula of Nitrogen dioxide?”
Lim See Mun