Jokes And Pickup lines

1. Boy: Kiss starts with a ‘K’
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a ‘U’
2. Boy: You look cute when you are angry
Girl: Then I must be adorable now
3. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
4. Why do people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6. Do you have a library card? Because I’d love to sign you out!
7. What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
8. Two people in a cinema
Boy : Are you comfortable?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Can you see the screen?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Good. Let’s change seats
9. Three men escaped from jail. A policeman saw them and this is their conversation.
Policeman: Hey you look like the three escaped convicts! What are your names?
First person: My name is James. James Bond.
Second person: My name is Calvin. Calvin Klein.
Third person: My name is Ken. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
10. A criminal was supposed to be hanged for his crime. Before he was scheduled to be hung, he said to the prison warden “I would like to sing my favourite song before I die, no interruptions.” To this, the prison warden replied, “Go ahead.” The criminal then began singing. “A billion green bottles on the wall…”

By Jocelyn(1T)

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